I’ve never been one to believe the month your were born and the stars in the sky have anything to do with your personality. So when they added music to the equation I couldn’t resist telling you about it and complain about the song choices.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Quiet Riot “Cum on Feel the Noize” - Spring Break is around that time. I can understand why people born then would be wild.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Mungo Jerry “In the Summertime” - Never heard of it. Also, why would they use a summer song in the spring?

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Snow “Informer” - Again with the weather. Who gets snow in June?

Cancer (June 22-July 22): DNCE “Cake by the Ocean” - Okay this one works. I can’t complain.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Right Said Fred “I’m Too Sexy” - I have an ex who was a Leo. “I’m Too Sexy”, I DON’T THINK SO! HA!

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Tones and I “Dance Monkey” - That’s me. I’m not sure how to feel.

Libra (September 23-October 23): Alien Ant Farm “Smooth Criminal” - My young daughter is a Libra. I hope that song DOESN’T match her personality.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21): Blu Cantrell “Hit ‘Em Up Style” - This is the Pumpkin Spice time of year, football season, Halloween and Thanksgiving. We need a song to listen to while picking apples, not partying on the beach.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Chumbawamba “Tubthumping” - This song has been stuck in my head for 20 years. I hate Sagittarius.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Alannah Myles “Black Velvet” - Good song. Kind of song you can listen to while sipping on whisky in front of a fire. This works.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Eiffel 65 “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” - My wife is Aquarius. For my safety I’m not saying anything more.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Afroman “Because I Got High” - Again, Spring Break.